Life is great when you get free cookies

So as this is my first blog, I will have to warn you...I am pretty awesome and you might get addicted to this blog.

Okay now that I have gotten that out of the way.....life at the University of Tennessee.

BTDUB some of this is harsh, so if you have a soft stomach go away.

Move out of the way when your friend hits a racquetball at you. They are not very fun to get hit in the face with and people might call you names like "lippy" and "Angelina" when your lips swell.

Don't go greek. Unless you feel like you need to stay in high school for the rest of your life and have around 1000 bucks a semester to burn. There are a ton of free friends at school... who (and this is the best part) like you for who you are, not what logo is on your polo...

Jason

Bring an umbrella

Don't get the unlimited meal plan. You really don't eat that much.... unless you are fat

DON'T USE THE FREAKING ELEVATOR IN YOUR RESIDENCE HALL IF YOU LIVE ON LEVELS 1-4... people will hate you for taking up their time, and you could use the exercise anyways...fatty...

Omelets are amazing

Don't wear white to the ORANGE OUTS.. you look retarded

Don't even bother getting dressed up for the football games.. Just wear orange.. everyone smells bad and sweats during them anyways.

Well now that I got that out of the way I am going to write about my day!
I get up at 7:42 and put on a sweatshirt... at 7:45 I am on the elevator, we stop at level 3 and no one is there.. I curse silently and hope that the person who pressed the button and didn't wait for the elevator trips on their way to class. 7:51 I think I see my friend Chima and yell at him telling him he is a fag... it's not Chima. Well then I go to Stats and take a quiz which I'm pretty sure I impregnated! Well then i got a coffee so i didn't fall asleep during psych and then went to chem after taking notes in psych. Oh yeah on the way to chem from psych I saw Jason... but he didn't look happy to see me :( In chem Morgan and I took sexmistry notes... and now I am in my dorm video chatting with my boyfriend who is at GaTech, doing my other homework, and talking to Jason on facebook chat.